Told a girl I wouldn't mind kerning her legs...
mr-rickylinn: I was really proud of myself for being able to come up with that line. Oh my god a typography pickup line.
aligash: i feel pretty oh so pretty i feel pretty and witty and briiiiiiiiiiiight
interwar: do you ever just look at children of couples in films or television shows and go no you are genetically impossible that is not a dominant allele
All in a day's work
npr: A slideshow of reporters LITERALLY SPRINTING to get the SCOTUS decision out yesterday/possible product placement should any of these sneaker brands choose to take up the mantle of “pressed journalists’ footwear of choice.” —Daisy
I had to unfriend the beautiful specimen of XY...
thesnarktasticleftie: pseudoknots: thesnarktasticleftie: pseudoknots: thesnarktasticleftie: What? No! Why? I literally just logged on and his hawt was all over the place and I just couldn’t bear the emotional burden of looking at his pictures. So I unfriended him </3 IT WAS HARD OK. also let’s just take into account my emotional crisis today ok I am so emotionally fucked now. ...
As a journalist, I’m delighted that my job guarantees me a troubled but...– What jobs in romantic comedies say about the characters—and about viewers. (via theeconomist)
gingerhaze: Here are all of my animated portraits so far, complete with little poems to go with them! More to come! Damn these are pretty.
apparently I need to watch out for a horde of...
oceanblvd: pseudoknots: thesnarktasticleftie: pseudoknots: confounditall: thesnarktasticleftie: confounditall: Oh my God, this is going to be so funny. You might actually end up staying in our room for protection. We should start a “where is Max Stabler twitter for O-Week.” guys I don’t even understand why these girls want to meet me so much. cuz ur so funni. ….what...
I don’t believe in calling him the first black president…I voted for the white...– Right-wing radio host Barbara Espinosa, talking about President Obama. (via officialssay) ……HOLY CRAP that’s racist.
If in 100 years I am only known as the man who invented Sherlock Holmes then I...– Arthur Conan Doyle (via winsletsrack) Awkward (via bendydicks)
sairobee: dot dot dot
in which loki fails to think his cunning plan...
sairobee: Many thanks to Old-chatterhand for help translating the German, and to my Tumblrless BFF for inspiring this. :D